Non Stop Comedy

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and tune into the global network of losers of time and energy, people
clicking away their fear as you do, who have equal trouble sitting still
and observe a spider wandering across the ceiling, or who have a cold,

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a runny nose, you know, perfectly harmless, but it makes them think of
death and how to avoid it and that they cannot run from it no matter what
they do, think, or how much money they spend, because no amount of

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that industrious implement god gave you, which, in your imagination
may well be bigger and stronger than the next guy’s, will wither like

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a green branch in winter, it will dry up eventually, and the good news
is that this is just biology, that it is not only your right to be scared of
what may happen to you after you die but that it is a privilege, a

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lottery win across the entire universe, because here you are, a little thing,
a speck on the giant screen of nothingness, and your soul can reach out
without a sense of time or space, touching others and being touched

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by them. Don’t give this up lightly, consider the consequences of killing
dolphins and voting for the wrong candidate, lie to your superiors if you
must, but whatever you do: make choices, because you’re fucking free.

Non stop comedy: follow me.

Stop the comedy.

Follow me. Stop.

Stop me.

Me.


[This is some kind of aleatoric flash: for half of the text, I used profiles of people who were following me via twitter – all of them trying to sell me something. Several statements were changed by me, usually in an obvious fashion – mostly, there was no need because they were surreal enough. Headless stuff. I really enjoyed creating this collage. Hope you can enjoy reading it, too! -MS]

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3 thoughts on “Non Stop Comedy

  1. Are no porn starlets following you? I had a plague of them after I posted a story about my sons talking about wedgies. You have plenty of weirdies as it is, I think. This made me laugh.

    • thank you! of course i’ve got porn starlets, drones of them. i’ve focused on the most annoying professional diet starlets.

  2. The wonderful thing is: I can’t tell where Finnegan Flawnt’s former fink followers finally finished.

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